Jugar Pong en el Chat
<tag> Ouroboros: lets play Pong
<Ouroboros> Ok.
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<Ouroboros> Whoops
Pong desde QDB
Verdadero Dialogo: Darth Vader y Luke
Darth Vader: Obi Wan never told you what happened to your father.
Luke: He told me enough! He told me you killed him!
Darth Vader: No… I am your father!
Luke: No, it’s not true! It’s impossible.
Darth Vader: Search your feelings… you know it to be true…
Luke: NO!
Darth Vader: Yes, it is true… and you know what else? You know That brass droid of yours?
Luke: Threepio?
Darth Vader: Yes… Threepio… I built him… when I was 7 years old…
Luke: No…
Darth Vader: Seven years old! And what have you done? Look at yourself, no hand, no job, and couldn’t even levitate your own ship out of the swamp…
Luke: I destroyed your precious Death Star!
Darth Vader: When you were 20! When I was 10, I single-handedly destroyed a Trade Federation Droid Control ship!
Luke: Well, it’s not my fault…
Darth Vader: Oh, here we go… “Poor me… my father never gave me what I wanted for my birthday… boo hoo, my daddy’s the Dark Lord of the Sith…waahhh wahhh!”
Luke: Shut up…
Darth Vader: You’re a slacker! By the time I was you’re age, I had exterminated the Jedi knights!
Luke: I used to race my T-16 through Beggar’s Canyon…
Darth Vader: Oh, for the love of the Emperor… 10 years old, winner of the Boonta Eve Open… Only human to ever fly a Pod Racer… right here baby!
Luke looks down the shaft. Takes a step towards it.
Darth Vader: I was wrong… You’re not my kid… I don’t know whose you are, but you sure ain’t mine…
Luke takes a step off the platform, hesitates, then plunges down the shaft.
Darth Vader looks after him.
Darth Vader: Get a haircut!
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en una galaxia muy muy lejana llamada dbooth
MS Office 2007 falla en prueba de OOXML
Recuerdan la noticia cuando OOXML fué aprovado por ISO?. Resulta ser que MS Office 2007 no cumple con este estandar, a esta conclución llegó Alex Brown, lider de la International Organization for Standardization (ISO), al realizar una revisión del formato xml generado por el editor de texto de Microsoft tomando como referencia ISO/IEC 29500; documento obtenido a partir de la estandarizacion de ooxml y que tiene como objetivo asegurar la compatibilidad de documentos creados actualmente por cualquier programa de procesamiento de texto.
En verdad no lo puedo creer, es realmente irónico que Microsoft, el creador de ooxml, no cumpla con su propio estandar.
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