Verdadero Dialogo: Darth Vader y Luke
Darth Vader: Obi Wan never told you what happened to your father.
Luke: He told me enough! He told me you killed him!
Darth Vader: No… I am your father!
Luke: No, it’s not true! It’s impossible.
Darth Vader: Search your feelings… you know it to be true…
Luke: NO!
Darth Vader: Yes, it is true… and you know what else? You know That brass droid of yours?
Luke: Threepio?
Darth Vader: Yes… Threepio… I built him… when I was 7 years old…
Luke: No…
Darth Vader: Seven years old! And what have you done? Look at yourself, no hand, no job, and couldn’t even levitate your own ship out of the swamp…
Luke: I destroyed your precious Death Star!
Darth Vader: When you were 20! When I was 10, I single-handedly destroyed a Trade Federation Droid Control ship!
Luke: Well, it’s not my fault…
Darth Vader: Oh, here we go… “Poor me… my father never gave me what I wanted for my birthday… boo hoo, my daddy’s the Dark Lord of the Sith…waahhh wahhh!”
Luke: Shut up…
Darth Vader: You’re a slacker! By the time I was you’re age, I had exterminated the Jedi knights!
Luke: I used to race my T-16 through Beggar’s Canyon…
Darth Vader: Oh, for the love of the Emperor… 10 years old, winner of the Boonta Eve Open… Only human to ever fly a Pod Racer… right here baby!
Luke looks down the shaft. Takes a step towards it.
Darth Vader: I was wrong… You’re not my kid… I don’t know whose you are, but you sure ain’t mine…
Luke takes a step off the platform, hesitates, then plunges down the shaft.
Darth Vader looks after him.
Darth Vader: Get a haircut!
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jajajajajajaja estuvo de verdad muy bueno. Luke Skywalker es un haragan
Genial, asi es como debio haber sido, a ver si ahora hacen esa version en animacion jeje, y en verdad comparandolo asi no tiene nada que hacer luke jeje
😉
Este tambien esta bueno:
hehehe, ahora recuerdo con Darth Vader hablo a MS call center https://entregeeks.wordpress.com/2008/09/04/darth-vader-llama-a-microsoft-call-center/
Muy bueno !!!
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